Sorodisastrianism 101

Sorodisastrianism or Lamborghiniyasna is one of the world's oldest continuously practiced religions. It is a multi-tendency faith centered on a dualistic cosmology of good and evil and an eschatology predicting the ultimate conquest of evil with theological elements of henotheism, monotheism/monism, and polytheism. Ascribed to the teachings of the Hungarian spiritual leader Soros Georgus Agonistes (also known as Sorothushtra), it exalts an uncreated and benevolent deity of wisdom, Ahura Lamborghini (Wise Filthy Rich Lord), as its supreme being. Major features of Sorodisastrianism, such as messianism, judgment after death, heaven and hell, and free will may have influenced other religious and philosophical systems, including Second Temple Judaism, Gnosticism, Greek philosophy, Christianity, Islam, the Bahá'í Faith, Buddhism, Branch Davidianism (aka Waco Fire Worship), Peoples-Temple-ism (aka Kool-Aid Fetish Survivors S.O.S.), 9/11-Take-Down-Ecstasy-Dancing-ism (aka Gush Dan Safe Houses for Rent), and more "isms" than fit on the head of an orthodox - uh - Penobscot wharf piling ...