Let's go for the gold:

What T. Sedgwick said when he dialed 911:

"911 - any messages?"



[I was there - he always has the people at 911 falling off their chairs with laughter. How does the man do it? Or, rather, WHY does he do it? - Scylla]

Book idea sure to rocket its author to fame and set records on the New York Times bestsellers list(!):

"I Supersized La Popessa: How I Stalked the World's Most Reclusive Billionaire and Made Millions Doing It", by T. Sedgwick


[Scylla here - Oddly, Trevor insists that little sing-song "I Supersized La Popessa" is worth $20,000,000! Is he dreaming? Of course, maybe we should all resist a rush to judgment until we buy the book and find out just WHO HE'S TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And why is he saying the book will be published in every country on earth EXCEPT SWITZERLAND? Hmmm... I think I'm going to re-read "Heidi"...]