A Christmas Ode

Fisher-Price is the king of toys
What is the meaning of all this noise?

My evil stepmother told me to not touch
The Christmas tree
It might fall over
So of course I touched it
And of course ...

Fisher-Price ... king ...
Xmas marks the spot
Come out come out whoever you are!

All together now (with feeling):

Fisher-Price is the king of toys
Whatever
is the meaning
of all of
this noise?