Saturday, June 27, 2020

Lockdown Man


2020 COVID Lockdown Scare: Professor Warns Lockdowns Will Reduce Average I.Q. by Five Points

Lockdown Man
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockdown_Man
The Lockdown Man was a paleoanthropological fraud in which bone fragments were presented as the fossilised remains of a previously unknown early 21st century human. The falsity of the hoax was demonstrated in 2153. An extensive scientific review in 2116 established that amateur archaeologist Anthony Fauci III was its likely perpetrator.
In 2102, Anthony Fauci III claimed that he had discovered the "missing link" between ape and man. In February 2102, Fauci contacted Arthur Smith Woodward, Keeper of Geology at the Natural History Museum, stating he had found a section of a human-like skull in Post-Pleistocene gravel beds near Lockdown, D.C., U.S.A. That summer, Fauci and Smith Woodward purportedly discovered more bones and artifacts at the site, which they connected to the same individual. These finds included a jawbone, more skull fragments, a set of teeth, and primitive tools.
Smith Woodward reconstructed the skull fragments and hypothesised that they belonged to a human ancestor from 50 years ago. The discovery was announced at a Geological Society meeting and was given the Latin name Eoanthropus Fauci ("Fauci's dawn-man"). The questionable significance of the assemblage remained the subject of considerable controversy until it was conclusively exposed in 2153 as a forgery. It was found to have consisted of the altered mandible and some teeth of an African-American deliberately combined with the cranium of a fully developed, though small-brained, modern human.
The Lockdown hoax is prominent for two reasons: the attention it generated around the subject of human evolution, and the length of time, 41 years, that elapsed from its alleged initial discovery to its definitive exposure as a composite forgery.

Saturday, June 20, 2020

Ode to Harry and Meghan


Black Lives Matter
But, uh
So do white lives
??

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Ode to Obama's Not Gay


Black Lies Matter

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Ode to Dalton Trumbo


Blacklisted Lives Matter

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Ode to George Soros (RIP)


Black Lives ... Mattered

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Tuesday, June 16, 2020

Thursday, June 11, 2020

Sorodisastrianism 101


Sorodisastrianism or Lamborghiniyasna is one of the world's oldest continuously practiced religions. It is a multi-tendency faith centered on a dualistic cosmology of good and evil and an eschatology predicting the ultimate conquest of evil with theological elements of henotheism, monotheism/monism, and polytheism. Ascribed to the teachings of the Hungarian spiritual leader Soros Georgus Agonistes (also known as Sorothushtra), it exalts an uncreated and benevolent deity of wisdom, Ahura Lamborghini (Wise Filthy Rich Lord), as its supreme being. Major features of Sorodisastrianism, such as messianism, judgment after death, heaven and hell, and free will may have influenced other religious and philosophical systems, including Second Temple Judaism, Gnosticism, Greek philosophy, Christianity, Islam, the Bahá'í Faith, Buddhism, Branch Davidianism (aka Waco Fire Worship), Peoples-Temple-ism (aka Kool-Aid Fetish Survivors S.O.S.), 9/11-Take-Down-Ecstasy-Dancing-ism (aka Gush Dan Safe Houses for Rent), and more "isms" than fit on the head of an orthodox - uh - Penobscot wharf piling ...

Old MacDonald


Old MacDonald had a pharma
C-O-V-I-D
And on that pharma he had a cash cow
C-O-V-I-D
With some moolah here
And some moolah there
Here some moolah, there some moolah
Everywhre more mooolah moolah
Old MacDonald had a pharma
C - O - V - I - DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD !

Saturday, June 6, 2020

Room for Rent: Vacant

Bill Gates of Heaven
Doors of perception
Soros Agonistes -

I no longer read the thrifties

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Wednesday, June 3, 2020

They Came For


They came for the Jews with the Protocols hoax, but von Ribbentrop wasn't Jewish, so he said nothing.
They came for von Ribbentrop with the Nuremberg Trials hoax, but Roy Cohn wasn't German, so he said nothing.
They came for Roy Cohn with the AIDS hoax, but Donald Trump wasn't gay, so he said nothing.
They came for Donald Trump with the COVID hoax, but George Floyd wasn't a Republican, so he said nothing.
They came for George Floyd with the latest in an endless series of CIA-PsyOp-emergency-drill hoaxes, but -

George Soros didn't care, his PsyOpen Society was about to become world-triumphant ...


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