Some light froth:

How do you hoist a Poetaster
By his own petard?
Simple -
Just rhyme "Hunks of Abalone"
With "Heloise and Abelard"!!

A little bit of nonsense:

Usufruct is an unusual word
Use it in verse?
You could do worse!

Memo to God

Dear [Pope] Bernard:

I have chosen yours, among all the firms
To pass on these glad tidings


- - - MEMO TO GOD - - -

Heavenly Father - If I may
This I pray
Where on EARTH
. . .
Have you been HIDING?



Signed: Sc.

From "The Collected Memos to God" of Scylla vom und zu Karybdis