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* Hi world!

Mightier than the Sword

My thoughts may be febrile
My words untoward
But the talk at the sperm bank
Is . . .

"The Penis Mightier than the Sword"!!!

MJ(acko)-12

That Jacko looked like an Alien
Should come as no surprise
UFO's "MJ-12" is the shadowy Jury
That tells where the Truth of Contact ... lies ...

Ecce Schlomo?

George Soros may be straight
Or George Soros may be a homo
But having wrought what he sought to create
Why did God have to say "ECCE SHLOMO!?"

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Ode to Michael Jackson

A life
A face
A voice
A role
A rhyme
A race -

The Muzak
Of the Oversoul

In Search of An Editor

Seeking to charm
The editorial tyro
Is like trying to disarm
. . .

The Venus de Milo !!!

Ode to Twitter

This ode to Twitter
Is simple as can be
As the Jabberwock IM'd to Alice -
Tweetledum ...
Tweetledee ...