Sunday, August 17, 2008

Ode to the Latinates



Mica mica
Parva stella
Custodes cognoscent
Sis tam bella*


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* Editor and Literary Advisor to the Queen Enid Evenson Haddow De Burke:

For you non-Latinates out there, here is the English translation -

Twinkle twinkle
Little star
The happy satellite
Knows where you are ...

Friday, August 8, 2008

On Shakespeare



Literary debate on Shakespeare's sexuality
Has endured centuries and may still more
But I know a Queen once received him
With "Henry - The Avon Lady's at the door!"

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Ode to Wickedpedia



I long ago told them:

"Aviatrix Laura Houghtailing Ingalls, J.P. Morgan's great-granddaughter-in-law, loved to fly her girlfriends* to her chalet at Berchtesgaden."

...

A world-important fact
The editors
Have most mysteriously ... "forgotten" ...

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* Weren't they all! (or, for those of you who speak a teutonic tongue - put THAT in your sauerbraten!!!) - Enid Evenson Haddow De Burke

Friday, July 18, 2008

On the Subway



A glance
Askance
Perchance ...
Love?

Monday, July 7, 2008

The Netizen is a Creature Coy



The "netizen" is a creature coy
Here today, gone tomorrow
Oh were there a Shakespeare to envoie
Clicking Submit ... is such sweet sorrow ...

Saturday, June 28, 2008

An Adage Comes of Age



Rome's long fallen
So time's mores phrased anew:
When at home
...
Do as the homos do!

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Ode to Kenneth Anger



Dedicated to Bill Landis




Cocteau famously told us your Fireworks
Touches the quick of the soul, so rare!
But as the Beast once whispered to a beauty
Don't ever believe that tales ... are fair ...