Thursday, November 6, 2008

Ode to Michael Jackson



A life
A face
A voice
A role
A rhyme
A race -

The Muzak
Of the Oversoul

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

In Search of An Editor



Seeking to charm
The editorial tyro
Is like trying to disarm
. . .

The Venus de Milo !!!

Friday, October 17, 2008

Ode to Twitter



This ode to Twitter
Is simple as can be
As the Jabberwock IM'd to Alice -
Tweetledum ...
Tweetledee ...

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Ode to the Open Society



Why does it call itself open?
Its doors are rudely closed to me!
Methinks there's a Magister Deluded
Confusing "Open Society" with . . .

"Open Sesame"

Friday, September 26, 2008

Ode to the Beats



Those of literary substance pall
And look askance on what we wits think
Take Burroughs, Kerouac, Ginsberg and Vidal -
...
THE FOUR HOARSE MEN
OF THE APOCALIPSYNCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

On Abstinence



A drink a day

. . .

. . .

Keeps the shrink away !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Ode to the AIDS Hoax



Mares eat oats
And does eat oats
And little lambs
Eat HIV ...*

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* "Eat" in the colloquial sense of "to swallow an absurd, idiotic untruth"; "be taken in"; "be deceived by superiors with malicious intent" - Enid Evenson Haddow de Burke, Literary Advisor to the Queen